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Bug in a Rug by Jamie Gilson,

Bug in a Rug by Jamie Gilson,
Richard's day gets off to a bad start when he has to wear too-big purple corduroy pants to school. Although it's Richard's turn to lead the Pledge of Allegiance and to hand out the mealworms that Mrs. Zookey's class is going to study, those purple pants keep getting in his way. Richard tells his classmates that the pants are a gift from his aunt and uncle, who are space aliens from the purple planet Pluto. After he names one of his mealworms Uncle Ken, the real Uncle Ken shows up in Mrs. Zookey's classroom-knock-knock jokes, too-loud laugh, and all. Richard has some explaining to do, but a plan for Silly Clothes Day and a surprising rapport with his uncle make it a good day after all.



Bug in a Rug by Jamie Gilson,
Bug in a Rug by Jamie Gilson,
Richard's day gets off to a bad start when he has to wear too-big purple corduroy pants to school. Although it's Richard's turn to lead the Pledge of Allegiance and to hand out the mealworms that Mrs. Zookey's class is going to study, those purple pants keep getting in his way. Richard tells his classmates that the pants are a gift from his aunt and uncle, who are space aliens from the purple planet Pluto. After he names one of his mealworms Uncle Ken, the real Uncle Ken shows up in Mrs. Zookey's classroom-knock-knock jokes, too-loud laugh, and all. Richard has some explaining to do, but a plan for Silly Clothes Day and a surprising rapport with his uncle make it a good day after all.



One Bad Day Syndrome - One Bad Day Syndrome is a superhero character analysis idea originally stated in Batman: The Killing Joke. In said comic, the Joker states that all it takes for the someone to be just like him is simply one bad day.

Have a Bad Day - Have a Bad Day is an album by The Residents, released in 1996. This CD features some of the soundtrack music from the CD-ROM Bad Day on the Midway, also by The Residents.

Bad Day at Black Rock - Bad Day at Black Rock is a 1955 film which tells the story of a stranger who comes to a small town to give the father of a Japanese-American soldier the medals that his son won. But he encounters a mystery that permeates the entire town.

Bad Day on the Midway - Bad Day on the Midway was a CD-ROM game designed and scored by the Residents and a number of other graphic artists. The game allowed you to switch from character to character in order to solve a number of puzzles: what put the park's owner in a coma?



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