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Journey to Cubeville by Scott Adams,

Journey to Cubeville by Scott Adams,
Dilbert creator Scott Adams has something special for everyone who thinks their workplace is a living monument to inefficiency ... or, for those who have been led to believe unnecessary work is like popcorn for the soul. Empathy. He also offers Journey to Cubeville, his latest book in a long line of enormously successful humor collections. In cartoons selected from his cartoon strip, which now appears in more than 1,700 newspapers, Adams lampoons everything in the business world that drives the sane worker into the land of the lunacy: -- Network administrators who have the power to paralyze an entire business with a mere keystroke -- Accountants who force you to battle ferociously to get reimbursed for a $2.59 ham sandwich you scarfed while traveling -- Managers obsessed with perfect-attendance certificates, dead-end projects, and blocking employees from fun web sites and decent office supplies -- Companies spending piles of dough on projects deeply rooted in stupidity, as well as a myriad of stupid consultants The former occupant of cubicle 4S700R at Pacific Bell, Adams continues to produce dollar-drawing book after book by cutting through the corporatese that plagues us all. He shows no tolerance for inept business initiatives, brain-dead coworkers, and mission statements laced with double-talk. Case in point: While recently posing as a top-notch business consultant, Adams led an unwitting audience in drafting a new mission statement for a Silicon Valley technology company. "(Our) mission is to scout profitable growth opportunities in relationships, both internally and externally, in emerging, mission-inclusive markets, and explore new paradigms and then filter and communicate and evangelize the findings". It was only afterward, when he let them in on the joke, that they realized he was pulling their collective leg.



The Joke of Federal Cybersecurity Oversight - The Joke of Federal Cybersecurity Oversight is the title of an essay by Richard Forno dated 17 March 2004, that was published on Forno's web site. The essay's overall thesis is that oversight of the United States Federal Government's computer security was currently inadequate.

Personal Web Site - A personal web site is one used for informative or entertainment purposes, but not for commercial reasons.

Smitten (web site) - Smitten is a weblog chronicling the world of a New York girl through life, love and marriage. It is written by Deb who resides in New York City.

Cross-site request forgery - A Cross-site request forgery (CSRF), although similar-sounding in name to cross-site scripting (XSS), is a very different and almost opposite form of attack. Whereas cross-site scripting exploits the trust a user has in a Web site, a cross-site request forgery exploits the trust a Web site has in a user by forging the enactor and making a request appear to come from a trusted user.



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