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Almost 175 years ago, Congressman Davy Crockett encountered a Massachusetts colleague in Washington. The New Englander, pointing to a farmer driving some mules along Pennsylvania Avenue, quipped: "Hello, there, Crockett, here's a lot of your constituents on parade. Where are they going?" The Tennessee frontiersman shot back, "They are going to Massachusetts to teach school". Ever since Crockett's day, Volunteer State politicians have used humor to deflate their rivals, garner votes, and keep the public amused. Often the public has laughed at them -- sometimes even when they were not telling jokes. This book, the first of its kind for Tennessee, offers a broad sampling of that wonderful comic lore, enriched over the years by Democrats and Republicans alike. The stories range from extended anecdotes and tall tales to one-line "zingers". Local politics, statewide races, judicial decisions, and Capitol Hill maneuverings are all covered. Occasionally, names have been changed to protect the guilty, but more times than not, real names are used: Howard Baker, Al Gore (Senior and Junior), Estes Kefauver, and Lamar Alexander -- as well as historical figures such as Crockett and Andrew Jackson -- are just a few of the pols who cross these pages. There are many books about politics, but few books reveal, much less revel in, what makes politics and public service lively and fun. Tennessee Political Humor is a delightful exception -- a book that invites us not just to read the stories but to tell them out loud.

Hail, hail the gang's all here! The laugh-riot regulars of the nation's number one film comedy series strap on nightsticks and slapstick for "Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol," the funny film that gives the blue buffoons 4 hits in a row, 4 years straight...4 everyone! Front and center (and anywhere else a joke can be found) for all new goofiness are popular coppers Mahoney, Hightower, Jones, Tackleberry, Zed, Callahan, Hooks, Sweetchuck and Cmdt. Lassard, played by respectively Steve Guttenberg, Bubba Smith, Michael Winslow, David Graf, Bobcat Goldthwait, Leslie Easterbrook, Marion Ramsey, Tim Kazurinsky and George Gaynes. "Police Academy 4's" manic misadventure finds fuddy-duddy Lassard deciding to toughen up neighborhood watch groups by training them to be Citizens on Patrol, or COP. And guess who the instructors are? That's right, the same Academy grads who thought the F's on their own report cards meant "Fantastic." When rival officer Lt. Harris (G.W. Bailey) sees the blue leading the beleaguered, he decides the time is ripe to discredit the Academy. But leave it to our hapless heroes to use their collective 20-20 IQ and save the day, taking to the skies in biplanes and hot-air balloons for a grand, frantic finally. You haven't seen it all - until you've seen "Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol." There's always something new going on and something funny coming down in this looney battle of wits...

The Singles: The First Ten Years - The Singles: The First Ten Years was a double album by Swedish pop group ABBA, released in 1982. It chronicled their first ten years as recording artists, and included two new tracks: "The Day Before You Came" and "Under Attack.

World Youth Day - World Youth Day (WYD) is an annual gathering of Catholic young people, created by Pope John Paul II in 1984 "to consolidate the ordinary youth ministry by offering new encouragement for commitment, objectives which foster ever greater involvement and participation" (Letter from Pope John Paul II - Seminar on WYD 1996). It is celebrated on a diocesan level annually, and at a week-long international level every two to three years at different locations, attracting hundreds of thousands of youths from almost ...

Delia Day - Delia Day was the pseudonym of Susan Anton, an artist, weblogger, and self-described sex slave who lived in the New Orleans, Louisiana area with her husband Travis. They were married for ten years and practiced what many would consider a hardcore BDSM lifestyle, with extensive body modification - permanent and temporary - a major part of their play together.

New York State Labor Day Derechos - The New York State Labor Day Derechos were two derecho events that occurred on Labor Day, September 7, 1998. One derecho moved through northern and central New York state, and the other would start in southeastern Michigan and move through northeastern Ohio, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and Long Island, New York.

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